deebeeus:

Our current inventory of Telecasters.  All priced to sell!  No, wait, actually it’s the opposite…they are priced to NOT sell!

  1. 2009 Fender American Standard Telecaster, Factory Special Run in fiesta red with matching headstock.  Your price: $2,799.99.  (regular price: $2,800.99).  You save: $1.00!) 
  2. 2005-ish Fender Custom Shop ‘67 Telecaster Relic, Shoreline Gold.  Your price: $4501.99  (regular price: $4,502.00).  You save:  $0.01!)
  3. 1968 Fender Telecaster (vintage…NOT a reissue), blonde.  Your price: $9,500.98 (regular price: 15,000.99.  You save:  $5,500.01!)
  4. 2014 homemade DeeBee-Caster™ Custom, candy apple red.  Your price: $22,000.00 (regular price: $44,000.00.  You save a WHOPPING $22,000.00!  This is the deal of the century!  You’d be crazy NOT to buy this guitar!)
  5. 1998 Fender Custom Shop ‘60 Custom Telecaster, sunburst.  Your price: $7,250.00 (regular 7,249.00.  You save:  -$1!)

And yes, I am DEFINITELY kidding.  PLEASE DO NOT send angry “asks” telling me my Teles are overpriced and I am an idiot (I am already aware of both these facts!)

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saltwash:

rivur:

spiritualjournies:

calebbabcock:

Bed views the last 2 mornings.

i don’t think i’ve ever been so jealous of anything in my life.

same omg

love this so much

(via loves-way)

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denlart:

Mom Takes Adorable Matching Portraits Of Her 10 Month-Old Baby And Their Rescue Dog…[BoredPanda][denlArt]

denlart:

Mom Takes Adorable Matching Portraits Of Her 10 Month-Old Baby And Their Rescue Dog…[BoredPanda][denlArt]

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