Our current inventory of Telecasters. All priced to sell! No, wait, actually it’s the opposite…they are priced to NOT sell!
- 2009 Fender American Standard Telecaster, Factory Special Run in fiesta red with matching headstock. Your price: $2,799.99. (regular price: $2,800.99). You save: $1.00!)
- 2005-ish Fender Custom Shop ‘67 Telecaster Relic, Shoreline Gold. Your price: $4501.99 (regular price: $4,502.00). You save: $0.01!)
- 1968 Fender Telecaster (vintage…NOT a reissue), blonde. Your price: $9,500.98 (regular price: 15,000.99. You save: $5,500.01!)
- 2014 homemade DeeBee-Caster™ Custom, candy apple red. Your price: $22,000.00 (regular price: $44,000.00. You save a WHOPPING $22,000.00! This is the deal of the century! You’d be crazy NOT to buy this guitar!)
- 1998 Fender Custom Shop ‘60 Custom Telecaster, sunburst. Your price: $7,250.00 (regular 7,249.00. You save: -$1!)
And yes, I am DEFINITELY kidding. PLEASE DO NOT send angry “asks” telling me my Teles are overpriced and I am an idiot (I am already aware of both these facts!)